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Post by Radiodragon on Feb 3, 2012 19:19:13 GMT -6
You are thrust into your place as PRINCE OF SPACE in the LAND OF MISTS AND FROGS. Man it has been one hell of a day for you. You made contact with other trolls, lost Carol, had a panic attack and a flash back, and got sent to a new planet. Man you could really go for some pie right about now...
MR. RIBBITSSPRITE: CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAK!!!
MR. RIBBITSSPRITE: Oh now you don't young sir! I simply will not allow any player of mine to pollute their body with such filth.
Kratus: Holy sh*t......... Mr. Ribbits you can like... talk!
MR. RIBBITSSPRITE: Quite.
MR. RIBBITSSPRITE: Ribbit.
MR. RIBBITSSPRITE: And another thing, those pauses in your speech are unbecoming of a proper gentle troll.
Kratus: Ha... Ha... Ha... Dude like.... this is so chill.
MR. RIBBITSSPRITE: Also would you PLEASE clean up the cavern, it looks frightfully untidy.
Kratus: HA... HA... HA... oh man your like........ killing me!
MR. RIBBITSSPRITE: Hurmph!
MR. RIBBITSSPRITE: Ribbit.
Oh man this is going to be sweet, you can so tell!
What should you do first?
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Post by Quakerlol on Feb 3, 2012 20:50:49 GMT -6
==> Examine your surroundings
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==> Get pestered by Aruale
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Post by Radiodragon on Feb 19, 2012 22:09:25 GMT -6
==> Get pestered by Aruale Huh, oh she is pestering you. Thanks oddly helpful voice. herobound.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=pester2&action=display&thread=76Man, it was nice to talk to her, you two totes need to have pie together some time. Hey while you are at it you should troll blue dude for that sword. herobound.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=pester2&action=display&thread=79Man Stebs wasn't kidding that guy is a riot! You are sooooo going to have some awesome jam sessions with him later. But for right now you have a blade to craft. After some fiddling with the SGRUB equipment you are able to craft the VORPAL SWORD! An amazingly sharp blade of such quality that only 3 exist on Alternia. Wait, how the heck did bluedude manage to get his hands on this thing? When you pestered him for the sword you had no idea that he would have this! Hmmm.... that gives you an idea. After some more fiddling you craft another VORPAL SWORD, because two swords are better than one, right? You ditch your shitty iron shield and stuff it in some remote corner of your cave. Alright so like, now what? |
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Post by Quakerlol on Feb 19, 2012 22:43:26 GMT -6
==> Try to dual-wield, but end up stabbing yourself in the foot
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==> Alchemize some sweet stuff!
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Post by Radiodragon on May 18, 2012 21:49:45 GMT -6
==> Try to dual-wield, but end up stabbing yourself in the foot Alright, here goes whatever! *Bwoop* Oh hey! Stebia is trolling you. Fancy sword tricks will have to wait. herobound.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=pester2&action=display&thread=87Man, you always have a good time hearing from that chick. Anyhoo back to sword-swingin'! MR. RIBBITSSPRITE: Not on my watch, sir!
MR. RIBBITSSPRITE: If you want to cause bodily harm to yourself doing something ridiculous, then take it outside.
Kratus: Aw Man..... Looks like you won't be doing that then. ==> Alchemize some sweet stuff! Alright sounds fun! You combine the sweet shades-- wait you mean-- sweet shaders with pie and create the STONER SHADERS. These sweet looking specs make every thing that you view through them appear as if you were stoned out of your mind. Not particularly practical but whatever. Hmm... what else? You spy your iron shield that you used to hide behind for most of your life over in the corner where you dropped it last post. Oh what the heck. You grab it and alchemize it with your Vorpal sword to create the VORPAL SWORD-SHIELD. It seems just like your regular shield except it has a retractable Vorpal blade inside it. Oops, looks like you are out of grist for right now and grist-torrent is slow as sorpor slime at the moment. What's next? |
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Post by Quakerlol on May 19, 2012 7:21:52 GMT -6
==> Get out of your hive and go explore! Put that vorpal blade to good use and kill some stuff.
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Post by Radiodragon on Jul 13, 2012 14:22:45 GMT -6
==> Get out of your hive and go explore! Put that vorpal blade to good use and kill some stuff.
Nah weird head talking bro, you aren't gonna kill anything if you can help it. You will, however, head outside and see what is up with this game thing!
Kratus: Like... Seeya Mr. Ribbits, I am gonna like... see what's out there...!
MR. RIBBITSSPRITE: Do be careful of the monsters young sir Kratus!
Kratus: Like... don't worry I will....
You exit your cave and try and get a grasp on your surroundings... Which you immediately fail at considering that you are still a bit buzzed and that the entire land is covered in fog so think that you could cut it with a vorpal sword. Hey! That gives you an idea! You equip your vorpal sword and try and slice through the fog. Which is also a dumb idea but you are stoned right now so it makes sense to you. You uselessly swing at the fog for a few minutes before giving up. All other options closed you decide that the best idea is just to wander into the fog aimlessly. From what you can discern you are in a field of some kind, but not much else. You can hear frogs croaking all around you but you can't see them either.
Well now what?
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Post by Quakerlol on Jul 13, 2012 19:23:37 GMT -6
==> Find your gate
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==> Go back in and alchemize more stuff with which to see better and/or get to your gate!
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Post by Shipfish on Nov 28, 2012 14:18:29 GMT -6
Kyanas jumped to that specific time in a rage.
She stalked through the fog and muttered to herself, angry in a way which she really had no right to be, but was. Just something about the fact that she had to go back and lead Kratus through beginning of his quest while he was stoned out of his mind.
She whipped through the mist with a purposeful stride, knowing exactly where she was going.
"Kratus!" she cried, from the opening of his cavern. He wasn't inside and couldn't have wandered very far in his state. She saw a movement out towards the field.
A few moments of angry walking led her to the sight of Kratus swinging his vorpal sword around like he was trying to cut the fog. Kyanas sneered, and then grimaced when he turned and she could plainly see a second one glittering in his other hand. Kyanas resisted the urge to smack her hand into her forehead. First of all the blatant moronic appeal of the situation, secondly the idiotic idea of trying to wield a sword successfully without a swordkind specibus. He was going to stab himself and Kyanas was not going to save him if he did.
"Kratus, stop being an idiot," she said as she came up to him and pulled one of the swords out of his hand, which wasn't a challenge at all. He was staring at her with an incredulous expression, which Kyanas was a bit wary of.
Oh, Skaia above. He was doing that thing. That thing where he thought she was the ghost of Carol because he was so high. She remembered being infinitely tired of that annoying mis-identification. "Kratus, you doofus, yyou need to be using a specibus card, I have one for yyou. Kratus..." Kyanas realized she was talking to her friend like she would a dogbeast, but she wasn't in the mood to make an effort. She relieved him of his other sword and captchalogued the pair. Kyanas definitely wasn't going to give them back until he had gotten used to the card, and maybe let him sober up a bit.
"Let's go back to yyour hive." She tugged on Kratus's wrist to take him back inside, out of the damp.
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Post by Radiodragon on Nov 30, 2012 22:05:14 GMT -6
As you stand in the mist, you hear a voice calling your name "Kraaaaaaatuuuuuuuus!" You snap your head, in the direction of the voice. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god it's Carol! You stand frozen in the mist.
"Kraaaaaaaatuuuuuuus, stop being an idiooooooooot." SHE IS A GHOST AND SHE WANTS REVENGE! And suddenly there were clowns and they did the hokey pokey and they turned them selves around, and that what it was all about. Whoa lights started spinning in your head. Things melting and colliding into a super nova of oddness and light. The mist swirls around you. A figure dressed in green gives you a card. You ask for a hamburger. The figure dressed in green is an odd one. It takes you by the hand and leads you to a hole in the universe. You enter inside. You ask for a hamburger. You have brief moment of self awareness in which the words "Like... Wow... This is some good sh*t..." drift across your consciousness and then fade into the effervescing pools of color.
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Post by Shipfish on Dec 5, 2012 21:02:36 GMT -6
It was completely unconscious at this point: only the image of his widely staring eyes and open mouth made her furious. Kyanas caught him murmurring under his breath, probably something about how high he was or something.
Needless, he let her tug him meekly into the hive. Barely pausing after they were safely inside from the damp, Kyanas rifled through her modus and pulled out a copy of her recuperacoon, which she laid out in a corner of the cave and pushed Kratus toward. She might have four his recuperacoon if she looked, but honestly Kyanas was fed up and wanted to put Kratus to rest for a while.
She briefly thought about trying to concoct some detoxifying elixir, but after a few quick calculations she was sure she didn't have the correct ingredients for the alchemiter to work its magic.
Kyanas was going to sit here and make sure Kratus stayed in that recuperacoon, clothes on and everything, and there was nothing he could do about it. Kyanas was almost positive that Stebia would show up at some point to help Kratus along for a while.
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