Dumb memes yesss

[Quakerlol]

Mnkay, so I was on the interweb and I saw this and I was like sure, why not. I figured that it would be a fun way to get to know our characters.

CHARACTER INTERVIEW TEMPLATE GO.
1. What are your names?



2. Do you know why you were named that?


3. Are you single or taken?



4. Have any abilities or powers?


5. Stop being a Mary-Sue!


6. What's your eye color?



7. How about hair color?


8. Have any family members?



10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.



11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?



12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?



13. Ever… killed anyone before?


14. What kind of animal are you?

15. Name your worst habits?


16. Do you look up to anyone at all?



17. Gay, straight, or bi?


18. Do you go to school?


19. Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?



20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?


21. What are you most afraid of?



22. What do you usually wear?



24. Do you wish this quiz was over?



25. Well, it's still not over!



27. How many friends do you have?


28. What are your thoughts on pie?



29. Alright. What's your favorite food?


30. Favorite drink?



31. What's your favorite place?



32. Are you interested in anyone?



33. If you're a girl, what's your cup size? If you're a guy, how big are you?



34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?


35. What's your type?


36. Any fetishes?


37. Seme or uke?



38. Camping or indoors?



39. Are you still wanting the quiz to end?

[Quakerlol]

1. What are your names?

STEBIA: Stebia Fluori, hi!
LERENA: Lerena Foudrez.
ARUALE: arua)e.

2. Do you know why you were named that?

STEBIA: I have no idea how names work. Do our lusii name us?
LERENA: I believe we receive our namez in the brooding cavernz, after the trialz.
ARUALE: who even (arers.

3. Are you single or taken?

STEBIA: Uh, I have a moirail but nothing else! And shhh, he doesn't know that he's my moirail yet! (
LERENA: I have prozpectz in both concupizcent quadrantz, but nothing official az of now.
ARUALE: sing)e.

4. Have any abilities or powers?

STEBIA: I'm pretty strong!
LERENA: I have zome affinity for lightning.
ARUALE: i have the amazing power of abso)ute)y nothing.

5. Stop being a Mary-Sue!

STEBIA: ..... Huh?
LERENA: Thiz izn't even a queztion.
ARUALE: you (an't stop me.

6. What's your blood color?

STEBIA: Orange! It's a pretty good (--olor, doesn't show the dirt.
LERENA: Royal purple.
ARUALE: pink, motherfu(kers.

7. How about hair color?

STEBIA: Black, what else?
LERENA: I agree, thiz iz a zilly question.
ARUALE: sti)) pink.

8. Have any family members?

STEBIA: My lusus, obviously!
LERENA: Well, not anymore.
ARUALE: ou(h.

10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.

STEBIA: Uh. I don't like it when I (--an't find the (--andy (--rystal (--averns!
LERENA: I don't like it when people azzume thingz about me becauze of my blood color, like certain people I could mention.
ARUALE: when peop)e are arrogant assho)ers and don't )irsten to perfe(t)y reasonable p)ans for revo)ution.

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

STEBIA: Digging!!! And talking to my friends!
LERENA: Practicing with my knivez, experimenting with electricity, and FLARPing.
ARUALE: p)otting the shittiest damn revo)ution you've ever seen. and FLARPing i guess.

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?

STEBIA: Uh, not on purpose! I have a(--(--identally hurt some people before. I felt really bad about it later, though. I don't like hurting people.
LERENA: Yez. And I enjoyed it.
ARUALE: shit to the yers. FLARP irs pretty extreme if you p)ay it right.

13. Ever… killed anyone before?

STEBIA: What? No!
LERENA: Of courze.
ARUALE: yup. that green arssho)e had it coming.

14. What kind of animal are you?

STEBIA: I guess if I was any animal I would be a digbeast like my lusus!
LERENA: I zuppoze zome zort of fizh, maybe an electric eel. Maybe zome zort of electric eel that izn't hideouz.
ARUALE: pony.

15. Name your worst habits?

STEBIA: Some people say that I (--atter too mu(--h.
LERENA: I have no bad habitz.
ARUALE: i get mad a )ot.

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?

STEBIA: I have a lot of awesome friends that I look up to!
LERENA: My anceztor was rather iluztriouz, to a point.
ARUALE: nope.

17. Gay, straight, or bi?

STEBIA: ......What?!?!?
LERENA: I don't think I underztand.
ARUALE: next querstion.

18. Do you go to school?

STEBIA: What's school?
LERENA: Do you mean a zchool of fizh?
ARUALE: next querstion i said.

19. Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?

STEBIA: How do you 'have kids'? Like, eat one?
LERENA: Thiz queztionnaire iz completely nonzcenzical.
ARUALE: ...

20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?

STEBIA: Haha, what.
LERENA: Er.
ARUALE: shit yers, bit(hers be a)) up in my gri)).

21. What are you most afraid of?

STEBIA: Not having any friends, or all of them being dead or something terrible like that!
LERENA: Lozing my influencez.
ARUALE: )orsing peop)e who are important to me. a)so ponies.

22. What do you usually wear?

STEBIA: Overalls, gloves, and a safety helmet! (--an't leave the hive without it!
LERENA: Simple thingz that allow for free movement.
ARUALE: sweatshirts.


24. Do you wish this quiz was over?

STEBIA: Uh, that's a weird question!
LERENA: Yez.
ARUALE: yes


25. Well, it's still not over!

STEBIA: Okay!
LERENA: I zhould have thought that that waz obviouz.
ARUALE: whoopdy doo.

27. How many friends do you have?

STEBIA: Lots! Well, not like a (--RAZY amount. But I have enough good friends to be happy, and that's all that matters!
LERENA: Not very many good onez. I am zatizfied with the few that I have.
ARUALE: who the fu(k keeps tra(k of that? i have enough.

28. What are your thoughts on pie?

STEBIA: Kratus seems to like it, but I've never tried it!
LERENA: It's a dizguzting way for perfectly good trollz to rot their think panz.
ARUALE: i've tried it, it wars okay.

29. Alright. What's your favorite food?

STEBIA: (--ANDY.
LERENA: I quite enjoy broiled zea cucumber.
ARUALE: firsh i guerss. i don't eat mu(h else.

30. Favorite drink?

STEBIA: SODA.
LERENA: Tea.
ARUALE: the b)ood of my enemiers, and mi)k.

31. What's your favorite place?

STEBIA: Anywhere my friends are!
LERENA: There'z a nice calm grotto that I dizcovered recently. It'z quite nice.
ARUALE: my por(h. it hars a great view.

32. Are you interested in anyone?

STEBIA: (--on(--upis(--ently? Nope! Not yet! I'm sure that serendipity will (--ome along, though.
LERENA: Az I zaid, I have prozpectz in both concupizcent quadrantz.
ARUALE: not te))ing.

33. If you're a girl, what's your cup size? If you're a guy, how big are you?

STEBIA: Huh?
LERENA: I... I don't... I am not going to anzwer thiz.
ARUALE: )erena's a d (up and she knows it.

34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?

STEBIA: I (--an't swim, but the o(--ean sounds fun!
LERENA: I live in a lake, what do you think.
ARUALE: )akers i guerss. i don't know mu(h about the o(ean.

35. What's your type?

STEBIA: Romanti(--ally, I would say someone who's gneiss and has a sense of humor!
LERENA: For fluzh, I prefer zomeone who doezn't take me for granted. For zpades, zomeone who generalizez me and bazically actz like a complete azzhole all the time.
ARUALE: )erena, you sound )ike you have someone in mind for your kirsmersirs. we')) ta)k )ater. for f)ush, someone who is fun to be around.

36. Any fetishes?

STEBIA: ...
LERENA: Bet you can't guezz.
ARUALE: oh gog.

37. Seme or uke?

STEBIA: ........
LERENA: Zeme.
ARUALE: ....... what the fu(k.

38. Camping or indoors?

STEBIA: (--amping!
LERENA: Indoorz.
ARUALE: whatever.

39. Are you still wanting the quiz to end?

STEBIA: Um, it wasn't too bad!
LERENA: Yez it waz.
ARUALE: we're done here.

[Shipfish]

1. What are your names?

Myy given name is Kyanas Sciuri. No one uses last names anyymore, which is a shame, siince I know a few people with variations on myy name.

2. Do you know why you were named that?

Er, no. No clue.

3. Are you single or taken?

Quuadrants? Well, I suuppose I've never given them much thought, theyy are all emptyy.

4. Have any abilities or powers?

I have no powers, but I am proficient with the bo staff.

5. Stop being a Mary-Sue!

What is that, preciselyy? It sounds condescending.

6. What's your eye color?

Golden yyellow, saame as the rest of myy species. Myy pupils will turn green (the saame as myy blood) as I age... Incidentallyy, what race was this written byy?

7. How about hair color?

Black. Again, obvious. There should be an option for picking a race at the beginning of this quuiz so I don't have to go through these obvious quuestions.

8. Have any family members?

I'm about to quuit this terrible quuestionnaire, and then contact the creator and have them add a race option. Myy lusuus is the onlyy familyy I have.

10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.

I don't like people hunting in myy forest, for one. Also, I don't enjoyy people gnoming on forums. It mayy be just because theyy want attention, but theyy are incrediblyy annoyying.

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

I enjoyy speaking to myy friends over Trollian. I enjoyy hunting, I suuppose, though I do tend to get veryy bloodyy and must wash the clothes byy hand in that abyysmallyy cold stream... Also I enjoyy practicing with myy staff.

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?

There was that one martial arts competition that I bothered to travel for... Waste of time, that: I was too yyoung to enter the Masters level and I creamed everyyone in myy age divisiion.

13. Ever… killed anyone before?

No. The poor teal almost bled out, but theyy saaved his slow hide because some highblood had taken an interest in him.

14. What kind of animal are you?

Animal? I suuppose I must pick myy lusuus. A nutbeast, the most underrated animal I've ever heard of: Did yyou know theyy can bite through steel? Neither did I until the stupid beast tried to eat the plumbing.

15. Name your worst habit?

What habits? Do I even have habits? I was prettyy suure I don't even have habits. But mayybe myy fault is a touch of laziness, procrastination yyou might saayy.

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?

Er no one reallyy, don't know manyy people. I do enjoyy reading about famous generals, mayybe yyou could count them as a collective whole.
(is being quiet about the Catalyst... shoosh... <.<)

17. Gay, straight, or bi?

Is that even a quuestion? Do I have to choose between being archaicallyy happyy, not crooked, and having two of something?

18. Do you go to school?

No. School is an old tradition that no one follows anyymore.

19. Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?

Marryy? Kids? Is this some reference to another species' life-cyycle? Perhaps I ought to treat everyy quuestion as if it was posed byy someone who knew nothing about trolls.

20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?

Er, no. That was a weird quuestion.

21. What are you most afraid of?

Probablyy of being culled for no reason. I could probablyy deal if it was for a reason, but for no reason but there were too manyy greenbloods or something? Terrible.

22. What do you usually wear?

Um, well lots of things I guess. The garment I wear most often is myy training uniform, but I outgrew the top to it so I just wear anyy sort of shirt to practice now.

24. Do you wish this quiz was over?

It's getting a bit long and some of the quuestions were weird, but I don't reallyy care.

25. Well, it's still not over!

Alright. I'm fine with that.

27. How many friends do you have?

Oh, two or three reallyy good ones and then I have a few people that are not reallyy good friends but I like them and theyy aren't annoyying all the time.

28. What are your thoughts on pie?

As in slime pie or the normal, baked sort? Oh well, it isn't like yyou'll answer. I tried slime pie once, but it didn't do much other than make me tryy some interesting strategies with myy modus, so I haven't ever tried it again. Normal, baked pie is quuite good.

29. Alright. What's your favorite food?

Er well I like cereal I guess, but I have it alot... so perhaps a good grilled fish or a lovelyy thunderbird filet?

30. Favorite drink?

I never reallyy drink anyything other than water. I have tried soda, but it is rather difficult to carryy back to myy hive from the market, so I don't often bother.

31. What's your favorite place?

Well I like to climb to the top of myy hive-tree and siimplyy look at the moons and stars sometimes... the view is framed beautifullyy byy the other, taller trees and the breeze is often refreshing. So, that spot I think.

32. Are you interested in anyone?

For the quuadrants? Like I saaid, I don't know manyy people. I am not a big people person.

33. If you're a girl, what's your cup size? If you're a guy, how big are you?

Is that a necessaaryy quuestion? Isn't it kind of personal? And besiides, if this quuestionnaire is for multiple races, how do yyou know the reproductive machineryy is the saame?
It's C, if yyou absolutelyy must know. Gog, suuch odd quuestions.

34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?

I don't reallyy like to swim, but if I had to choose it would be in the ocean. Saltwater mayy sting the eyyes but lakes have mud at the bottom and that is just wrong.

35. What's your type?

Tyype of person? Is this another relationship quuestion? Seriouslyy, I'm starting to get annoyyed. How does one even predict the personalityy of the person is each of their quuadrants? Simplyy preposterous.

36. Any fetishes?

No. I'm perfectly average, thank you.

37. Seme or uke?

First off, I had to look that up.
Second off, does that even applyy to troll culture?
Third, I've been saayying that these quuestions are weird and intrusiive, but that one crossed a line. Whyy in the galaxyy would anyyone a.) want to tell that about themselves or b.) ask that and expect to receive an answer? That was wrong on a base level. The onlyy reason I'm turning in this quuiz is in hopes of someone reading it and TAKING THAT QUUESTION OFF.

38. Camping or indoors?

I like camping. Myy hive is veryy much open to the air. I think mayybe I like camping as much as yyou like asking personal quuestions, yyou creep.

39. Are you still wanting the quiz to end?

YYes, please, and myy answers published to the Internet at large.
Please, so that I can start a campaign to delete this entire thing off the face of the network.