Post by Quakerlol on Jun 5, 2012 19:57:57 GMT -6
[08:45] philosophersBones [PB] began pestering eldritchTransmission [ET] at 20:45 --
[08:45] PB: Hey!
[08:45] PB: Wake up!
[08:45] PB: Isaaaaaaaaaaard wake UP
[08:45] PB: Isaard there are imps!
[08:46] PB: Why are you even asleep?
[08:46] ET: (..)H SWEET HEAVENEH(..)EJ"INET"TIHGQERT"W(..)ETRG
[08:46] PB: Oh good, you're awake.
[08:46] PB: Are you okay?
[08:46] ET: N(..)!
[08:46] PB: ?
[08:47] ET: I had a thing with n(..) eyes staring at me, 2 inches away fr(..)m my face when I w(..)ke up!
[08:47] PB: Oh, dang!
[08:47] PB: Well you needed to wake up then.
[08:48] ET: N(..)w, he is in the c(..)rner just, staring at me...
[08:49] PB: Isaard, I don't see anything!
[08:49] PB: Are you sure you're okay?
[08:49] ET: What d(..) y(..)u mean y(..)u can't see it, it's right there!
[08:50] PB: Um.
[08:50] PB: I still don't see anything!
[08:50] PB: Looking in all the (--orners of your room, and there is nothing there.
[08:50] PB: Are you messing with me or something?
[08:51] ET: N(..), I am n(..)t messing with y(..)u he is right there!
[08:51] PB: Ummmmmmmmmmmmm.
[08:51] ET: (..)h g(..)d he is talking.
[08:51] PB: ............
[08:51] PB: What's he saying, then?
[08:52] ET: "F(..)ll(..)w me."
[08:52] PB: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[08:52] PB: This
[08:52] PB: This sounds like a bad idea!
[08:52] PB: Following dream hallu(--inations rarely ends well!
[08:52] ET: It is n(..)t a hallucinati(..)n!
[08:53] ET: Ugh, whatever. What d(..) y(..)u need?
[08:53] PB: Oh, okay, so the thing (--rou(--hed at your bedside right after you wake up that a far saner troll (--ANNOT see is (--learly real.
[08:53] PB: I was just trying to wake you up!
[08:53] PB: And also I got you a better present!
[08:53] PB: I told you I would!
[08:53] PB: (
[08:54] ET: Y(..)u didn't have t(..) d(..) that.
[08:54] PB: Yes I did!
[08:54] PB: I got you a (--rappy present and this one is mu(--h gneisser.
[08:55] PB: I think you will really like it!!
[08:55] ET: By the by, was that (..)re dect(..)r I g(..)t y(..)u last year any g(..)(..)d?
[08:55] PB: O:D
[08:55] PB: IT WAS GREAT!
[08:55] PB: Did I remember to thank you for that?
[08:56] PB: OH MY GOD DID I FORGET TO SAY THANKS??
[08:56] ET: Pr(..)fusely, y(..)u w(..)uldn't st(..)p talking ab(..)ut it f(..)r a week
[08:56] PB: Oh okay good
[08:56] ET: I think that was ab(..)ut the time y(..)u f(..)und the candy crystals
[08:56] PB: Haha, probably!
[08:56] PB: (
[09:01] ET: S(..) it may have been a bit (..)f a blur f(..)r y(..)u.
[09:01] PB: That is most likely what happened.
[09:01] PB: Hey, are you trying to (--hange the subje(--t on me, mister?
[09:01] PB: Be(--ause it will not work!
[09:01] PB: I will give you your present whether you want it or not!
[09:02] ET: Perish the th(..)ught.
[09:02] PB: Hush!
[09:02] PB: Okay hold on
[09:02] PB: I will send you the (--apt(--ha (--ode!
[09:02] PB: 1nh3r1t4n(3
[09:03] PB: Huh, that one is weird.
[09:03] PB: Make it make it!
[09:04] ET: Making it n(..)w...
[09:04] PB: I think you're going to liiiiiike it!
[09:04] PB: (;D
[09:04] ET: .............................................................................
[09:04] ET: ............................
[09:04] ET: ...............................
[09:04] PB: Do you not like it?
[09:04] ET: ..................................
[09:04] ET: ......................
[09:04] ET: This....
[09:04] ET: This is my....
[09:05] PB: Did I get you the wrong thing??
[09:05] PB: Oh no I am the worst at gifts!!!!
[09:05] ET: This blade bel(..)nged t(..) my ancest(..)r.
[09:05] PB: WHAT?
[09:05] PB: REALLY?
[09:05] PB: HOW DO YOU KNOW?
[09:05] PB: O:D
[09:15] ET: Well f(..)r starters the blade has my symb(..)l (..)n it.
[09:15] PB: Oh, well yeah
[09:15] PB: But that (--ould be someone else's symbol too!
[09:16] ET: N(..) the symb(..)ls we are given are unique, n(..) tw(..) are alike unless they have the same genetic makeup.
[09:16] PB: Huh, I guess.
[09:16] ET: Besides that
[09:16] ET: I can, well I d(..)n't kn(..)w h(..)w t(..) describe it.
[09:17] PB: Well, try then!
[09:17] ET: I can just tell.
[09:17] PB: Hmmmm.
[09:17] PB: Okay then.
[09:17] PB: Like you (--an 'just tell' that the dream monsters are trustworthy and the (--reepy eyeless monster in your room is real?
[09:18] ET: Where did y(..)u find this?
[09:18] PB: It was in a (--ave!
[09:18] PB: I was ex(--avating some tunnels near my hive and I found what I think might have been a (--ourtblo(--k!
[09:18] PB: There were a bun(--h of weapons there.
[09:18] PB: So I took some (--ool stuff ba(--k to my hive.
[09:19] PB: And the dagger was one of them!
[09:19] ET: Was there anything else there?
[09:19] PB: Yeah!
[09:19] PB: A flail, some swords and spears and stuff
[09:19] PB: Some of them had blood on them, that was pretty gross.
[09:20] PB: And some do(--uments that I saved but didn't bother reading
[09:20] PB: I think they were offi(--ial (--ourtblo(--k pro(--eedings or something
[09:20] PB: BOR-ING.
[09:20] ET: Can y(..)u read them?
[09:20] ET: The language I mean?
[09:20] PB: They're all in the Troll Daedri(-- alphabet
[09:20] PB: And I am not really too good with that.
[09:20] PB: Also they are probably in a lot of dense legal language!!
[09:21] PB: I'm not a legisla(--erator.
[09:21] ET: Can y(..)u send them (..)ver as well?
[09:21] PB: Er
[09:21] ET: I can pr(..)bably read them
[09:21] PB: I'm not exa(--tly in my hive at the moment!
[09:21] PB: I'm in some sort of tunnel right now.
[09:22] ET: (..)kay, well if y(..)u get the chance send them my way.
[09:22] PB: I will!
[09:22] PB: Why are you so interested in an(--ient legal pro(--eedings all of a sudden?
[09:23] ET: There may be s(..)me hist(..)rical significance t(..) them, and they may pr(..)vide insight int(..) what happened there.
[09:23] PB: Do you think it has something to do with your an(--estor or something?
[09:24] ET: P(..)ssibly, p(..)ssibly n(..)t. What I d(..) kn(..)w is that there was s(..)me kind (..)f huge battle there that the C(..)ndesce wanted c(..)vered up.
[09:25] PB: Huh?
[09:25] PB: How do you know that?
[09:25] ET: Well have y(..)u ever read that an entire c(..)urtbl(..)ck was destr(..)yed?
[09:26] ET: I haven't
[09:26] PB: I don't read mu(--h history, silly.
[09:26] PB: Besides, it might just have (--ollapsed.
[09:26] PB: Sometimes buildings do that!
[09:27] PB: Jeez, everything is (--onspira(--ies with you.
[09:27] ET: Hmmm... still, I w(..)uld have c(..)me acr(..)ss that in at least (..)ne (..)f the b(..)(..)ks that I have.
[09:27] ET: And it is a c(..)nspiracy.
[09:27] PB: Haha, if you say so!
[09:28] PB: So, it was a good present?
[09:28] ET: It is w(..)nderful, thank y(..)u very much.
[09:29] PB: ((((((
[09:29] PB: That was polite!
[09:29] PB: I am pleasantly surprised!!
[09:29] ET: I can be p(..)lite when it suits me.
[09:30] PB: Well thank you for de(--iding to go so VASTLY against type!
[09:30] PB: (xD
[09:31] ET: Anyway, is there anything else that y(..)u need?
[09:31] PB: Hmmmm, not that I (--an think of!
[09:31] PB: Oh by the way
[09:31] PB: Sorry for blo(--king your doorway!
[09:31] PB: I had to keep the imps out while you were ASLEEP
[09:32] PB: Why were you sleeping, anyway??
[09:32] ET: Hmmm... where was Mantadad?
[09:32] PB: Uhhhh
[09:32] PB: I dunno!
[09:32] PB: Hmm let me look
[09:32] ET: I t(..)ld him t(..) guard me while I slept!
[09:32] PB: Oh, he's up at the top of the tower!
[09:32] PB: He's lasering imps, awesome!
[09:33] PB: Oh wow, that's one of those big ones!
[09:33] PB: Those are pretty tough.
[09:33] ET: Great.
[09:33] ET: Anyway, I was sleeping t(..) replenish my spells
[09:34] PB: Ohhh, got it.
[09:34] PB: Well I hope it was worth endangering your life over, sleepyhead!
[09:34] ET: I dreamt that I was in s(..)me kind (..)f huge purple place.
[09:35] PB: Hmmm?
[09:35] ET: I was much cl(..)ser t(..) the (..)uter ring.
[09:35] PB: Is that where those dream monsters are?
[09:35] PB: Horrorterribles?
[09:36] ET: Yes, I was g(..)ing t(..) meet them in pers(..)n f(..)r the first time.
[09:36] PB: Whoa!
[09:36] PB: Neat.
[09:36] ET: But f(..)r s(..)me reas(..)n I w(..)ke up
[09:37] ET: Last thing I remeber was l(..)(..)king int(..) a mirr(..)r?
[09:37] PB: Well probably be(--ause I was trying to wake you up and also be(--ause monsters are atta(--king
[09:37] PB: A mirror?
[09:37] PB: Weird.
[09:37] ET: Huh, well whatever.
[09:37] PB: Was there just a random mirror floating in spa(--e?
[09:37] ET: N(..), it just reminded me (..)f it.
[09:38] PB: What do you mean?
[09:38] PB: Did you see yourself?
[09:38] ET: I sh(..)uld get t(..) the t(..)p and help my lusus
[09:38] ET: Kinda
[09:38] PB: What do you mean, kinda?
[09:38] ET: At least I think it was me.
[09:39] PB: ?
[09:39] ET: I d(..)n't really remember
[09:39] PB: Oh well.
[09:39] PB: It was just a silly dream!
[09:40] ET: (..)kay, well I better get g(..)ing.
[09:40] PB: Okay, good lu(--k!
[09:40] ET: Thank y(..)u again f(..)r the gift
[09:41] PB: No problem! I'm glad you like it (
[09:41] PB: Talk to you later!
[09:41]-- eldritchTransmission [ET] ceased pestering philosophersBones [PB] at 21:41 --
[08:45] PB: Hey!
[08:45] PB: Wake up!
[08:45] PB: Isaaaaaaaaaaard wake UP
[08:45] PB: Isaard there are imps!
[08:46] PB: Why are you even asleep?
[08:46] ET: (..)H SWEET HEAVENEH(..)EJ"INET"TIHGQERT"W(..)ETRG
[08:46] PB: Oh good, you're awake.
[08:46] PB: Are you okay?
[08:46] ET: N(..)!
[08:46] PB: ?
[08:47] ET: I had a thing with n(..) eyes staring at me, 2 inches away fr(..)m my face when I w(..)ke up!
[08:47] PB: Oh, dang!
[08:47] PB: Well you needed to wake up then.
[08:48] ET: N(..)w, he is in the c(..)rner just, staring at me...
[08:49] PB: Isaard, I don't see anything!
[08:49] PB: Are you sure you're okay?
[08:49] ET: What d(..) y(..)u mean y(..)u can't see it, it's right there!
[08:50] PB: Um.
[08:50] PB: I still don't see anything!
[08:50] PB: Looking in all the (--orners of your room, and there is nothing there.
[08:50] PB: Are you messing with me or something?
[08:51] ET: N(..), I am n(..)t messing with y(..)u he is right there!
[08:51] PB: Ummmmmmmmmmmmm.
[08:51] ET: (..)h g(..)d he is talking.
[08:51] PB: ............
[08:51] PB: What's he saying, then?
[08:52] ET: "F(..)ll(..)w me."
[08:52] PB: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[08:52] PB: This
[08:52] PB: This sounds like a bad idea!
[08:52] PB: Following dream hallu(--inations rarely ends well!
[08:52] ET: It is n(..)t a hallucinati(..)n!
[08:53] ET: Ugh, whatever. What d(..) y(..)u need?
[08:53] PB: Oh, okay, so the thing (--rou(--hed at your bedside right after you wake up that a far saner troll (--ANNOT see is (--learly real.
[08:53] PB: I was just trying to wake you up!
[08:53] PB: And also I got you a better present!
[08:53] PB: I told you I would!
[08:53] PB: (
[08:54] ET: Y(..)u didn't have t(..) d(..) that.
[08:54] PB: Yes I did!
[08:54] PB: I got you a (--rappy present and this one is mu(--h gneisser.
[08:55] PB: I think you will really like it!!
[08:55] ET: By the by, was that (..)re dect(..)r I g(..)t y(..)u last year any g(..)(..)d?
[08:55] PB: O:D
[08:55] PB: IT WAS GREAT!
[08:55] PB: Did I remember to thank you for that?
[08:56] PB: OH MY GOD DID I FORGET TO SAY THANKS??
[08:56] ET: Pr(..)fusely, y(..)u w(..)uldn't st(..)p talking ab(..)ut it f(..)r a week
[08:56] PB: Oh okay good
[08:56] ET: I think that was ab(..)ut the time y(..)u f(..)und the candy crystals
[08:56] PB: Haha, probably!
[08:56] PB: (
[09:01] ET: S(..) it may have been a bit (..)f a blur f(..)r y(..)u.
[09:01] PB: That is most likely what happened.
[09:01] PB: Hey, are you trying to (--hange the subje(--t on me, mister?
[09:01] PB: Be(--ause it will not work!
[09:01] PB: I will give you your present whether you want it or not!
[09:02] ET: Perish the th(..)ught.
[09:02] PB: Hush!
[09:02] PB: Okay hold on
[09:02] PB: I will send you the (--apt(--ha (--ode!
[09:02] PB: 1nh3r1t4n(3
[09:03] PB: Huh, that one is weird.
[09:03] PB: Make it make it!
[09:04] ET: Making it n(..)w...
[09:04] PB: I think you're going to liiiiiike it!
[09:04] PB: (;D
[09:04] ET: .............................................................................
[09:04] ET: ............................
[09:04] ET: ...............................
[09:04] PB: Do you not like it?
[09:04] ET: ..................................
[09:04] ET: ......................
[09:04] ET: This....
[09:04] ET: This is my....
[09:05] PB: Did I get you the wrong thing??
[09:05] PB: Oh no I am the worst at gifts!!!!
[09:05] ET: This blade bel(..)nged t(..) my ancest(..)r.
[09:05] PB: WHAT?
[09:05] PB: REALLY?
[09:05] PB: HOW DO YOU KNOW?
[09:05] PB: O:D
[09:15] ET: Well f(..)r starters the blade has my symb(..)l (..)n it.
[09:15] PB: Oh, well yeah
[09:15] PB: But that (--ould be someone else's symbol too!
[09:16] ET: N(..) the symb(..)ls we are given are unique, n(..) tw(..) are alike unless they have the same genetic makeup.
[09:16] PB: Huh, I guess.
[09:16] ET: Besides that
[09:16] ET: I can, well I d(..)n't kn(..)w h(..)w t(..) describe it.
[09:17] PB: Well, try then!
[09:17] ET: I can just tell.
[09:17] PB: Hmmmm.
[09:17] PB: Okay then.
[09:17] PB: Like you (--an 'just tell' that the dream monsters are trustworthy and the (--reepy eyeless monster in your room is real?
[09:18] ET: Where did y(..)u find this?
[09:18] PB: It was in a (--ave!
[09:18] PB: I was ex(--avating some tunnels near my hive and I found what I think might have been a (--ourtblo(--k!
[09:18] PB: There were a bun(--h of weapons there.
[09:18] PB: So I took some (--ool stuff ba(--k to my hive.
[09:19] PB: And the dagger was one of them!
[09:19] ET: Was there anything else there?
[09:19] PB: Yeah!
[09:19] PB: A flail, some swords and spears and stuff
[09:19] PB: Some of them had blood on them, that was pretty gross.
[09:20] PB: And some do(--uments that I saved but didn't bother reading
[09:20] PB: I think they were offi(--ial (--ourtblo(--k pro(--eedings or something
[09:20] PB: BOR-ING.
[09:20] ET: Can y(..)u read them?
[09:20] ET: The language I mean?
[09:20] PB: They're all in the Troll Daedri(-- alphabet
[09:20] PB: And I am not really too good with that.
[09:20] PB: Also they are probably in a lot of dense legal language!!
[09:21] PB: I'm not a legisla(--erator.
[09:21] ET: Can y(..)u send them (..)ver as well?
[09:21] PB: Er
[09:21] ET: I can pr(..)bably read them
[09:21] PB: I'm not exa(--tly in my hive at the moment!
[09:21] PB: I'm in some sort of tunnel right now.
[09:22] ET: (..)kay, well if y(..)u get the chance send them my way.
[09:22] PB: I will!
[09:22] PB: Why are you so interested in an(--ient legal pro(--eedings all of a sudden?
[09:23] ET: There may be s(..)me hist(..)rical significance t(..) them, and they may pr(..)vide insight int(..) what happened there.
[09:23] PB: Do you think it has something to do with your an(--estor or something?
[09:24] ET: P(..)ssibly, p(..)ssibly n(..)t. What I d(..) kn(..)w is that there was s(..)me kind (..)f huge battle there that the C(..)ndesce wanted c(..)vered up.
[09:25] PB: Huh?
[09:25] PB: How do you know that?
[09:25] ET: Well have y(..)u ever read that an entire c(..)urtbl(..)ck was destr(..)yed?
[09:26] ET: I haven't
[09:26] PB: I don't read mu(--h history, silly.
[09:26] PB: Besides, it might just have (--ollapsed.
[09:26] PB: Sometimes buildings do that!
[09:27] PB: Jeez, everything is (--onspira(--ies with you.
[09:27] ET: Hmmm... still, I w(..)uld have c(..)me acr(..)ss that in at least (..)ne (..)f the b(..)(..)ks that I have.
[09:27] ET: And it is a c(..)nspiracy.
[09:27] PB: Haha, if you say so!
[09:28] PB: So, it was a good present?
[09:28] ET: It is w(..)nderful, thank y(..)u very much.
[09:29] PB: ((((((
[09:29] PB: That was polite!
[09:29] PB: I am pleasantly surprised!!
[09:29] ET: I can be p(..)lite when it suits me.
[09:30] PB: Well thank you for de(--iding to go so VASTLY against type!
[09:30] PB: (xD
[09:31] ET: Anyway, is there anything else that y(..)u need?
[09:31] PB: Hmmmm, not that I (--an think of!
[09:31] PB: Oh by the way
[09:31] PB: Sorry for blo(--king your doorway!
[09:31] PB: I had to keep the imps out while you were ASLEEP
[09:32] PB: Why were you sleeping, anyway??
[09:32] ET: Hmmm... where was Mantadad?
[09:32] PB: Uhhhh
[09:32] PB: I dunno!
[09:32] PB: Hmm let me look
[09:32] ET: I t(..)ld him t(..) guard me while I slept!
[09:32] PB: Oh, he's up at the top of the tower!
[09:32] PB: He's lasering imps, awesome!
[09:33] PB: Oh wow, that's one of those big ones!
[09:33] PB: Those are pretty tough.
[09:33] ET: Great.
[09:33] ET: Anyway, I was sleeping t(..) replenish my spells
[09:34] PB: Ohhh, got it.
[09:34] PB: Well I hope it was worth endangering your life over, sleepyhead!
[09:34] ET: I dreamt that I was in s(..)me kind (..)f huge purple place.
[09:35] PB: Hmmm?
[09:35] ET: I was much cl(..)ser t(..) the (..)uter ring.
[09:35] PB: Is that where those dream monsters are?
[09:35] PB: Horrorterribles?
[09:36] ET: Yes, I was g(..)ing t(..) meet them in pers(..)n f(..)r the first time.
[09:36] PB: Whoa!
[09:36] PB: Neat.
[09:36] ET: But f(..)r s(..)me reas(..)n I w(..)ke up
[09:37] ET: Last thing I remeber was l(..)(..)king int(..) a mirr(..)r?
[09:37] PB: Well probably be(--ause I was trying to wake you up and also be(--ause monsters are atta(--king
[09:37] PB: A mirror?
[09:37] PB: Weird.
[09:37] ET: Huh, well whatever.
[09:37] PB: Was there just a random mirror floating in spa(--e?
[09:37] ET: N(..), it just reminded me (..)f it.
[09:38] PB: What do you mean?
[09:38] PB: Did you see yourself?
[09:38] ET: I sh(..)uld get t(..) the t(..)p and help my lusus
[09:38] ET: Kinda
[09:38] PB: What do you mean, kinda?
[09:38] ET: At least I think it was me.
[09:39] PB: ?
[09:39] ET: I d(..)n't really remember
[09:39] PB: Oh well.
[09:39] PB: It was just a silly dream!
[09:40] ET: (..)kay, well I better get g(..)ing.
[09:40] PB: Okay, good lu(--k!
[09:40] ET: Thank y(..)u again f(..)r the gift
[09:41] PB: No problem! I'm glad you like it (
[09:41] PB: Talk to you later!
[09:41]-- eldritchTransmission [ET] ceased pestering philosophersBones [PB] at 21:41 --
