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Post by Shipfish on Dec 9, 2011 22:35:27 GMT -6
==> Demand some straight answers from Lerena.
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Post by Quakerlol on Dec 10, 2011 8:51:57 GMT -6
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Post by Shipfish on Dec 10, 2011 9:27:52 GMT -6
==> The command console approves. Attempt to think of things you can do to subvert everything Lerena has told you to do so far.
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Post by Quakerlol on Dec 10, 2011 14:41:48 GMT -6
==> Attempt to think of things you can do to subvert everything Lerena has told you to do so far.
You MAY JUST DO THAT. Yeah, that's a great way to stick it to her! Serves her right for keeping you in the dark about everything. And ordering you around all the time! Like you don't have free will! She's just like every other highblood, telling you what to do. She's always acting like she's so much better than you, just because she has some weird dreams and she's sooooo much higher up than you, ooh look at her!! Stupid lousy goddamn seadweller, she's no different than all the others. Ugh, she's just so-
And you can't. You really can't stay mad at her. You both have too long of a history together. You've basically been friends since forever. You hung out all the time, maybe more time than you'd both spent with your lusii. You were an unstoppable team, absolutely destroying on the FLARP field. You would crush all challengers, and she would cloud the most difficult campaigns. Nobody could stand against you! It was awesome. Then you started getting into revolutionary stuff, and she started being all spooky soon afterward. You grew apart a little, but you always trolled each other almost every day. You were best friends since before you even had any other friends, and you can never stay mad at her. She was right. You were acting like a diaperstub-pooping wriggler.
You really can't believe what an idiot you were. She probably has some great reason for not telling you everything. Sweet mother grub, you are the dumbest troll on all of Alternia. You really need to apologize, but you don't want to look like too much of a groveling idiot. What should you do?
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Post by Shipfish on Dec 11, 2011 18:39:22 GMT -6
==> The command console LIKES DRAMA. Ok, fine. Investigate the red swirly deal. What is it, exactly?
OR
==> Finish going outside.
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Post by Quakerlol on Dec 11, 2011 20:07:12 GMT -6
==> The command console LIKES DRAMA. Ok, fine. Investigate the red swirly deal. What is it, exactly?
Okay, you guess that would be a good thing to distract you from your own crippling stupidity and general terribleness. It's blinking at you, and it looks pretty angry? You have no idea how a flashy sphere could be angry, but this one is. And now it's nudging you? Ewwww, that feels weird. Gaming abstractions aren't supposed to do that.
==> Finish going outside.
Yeah. Lerena probably had a great reason for telling you to go out the front door, like she has a good reason for everything. You shove away the flashy thing, but it keeps following you. Oh well, it's not hurting anything yet. You go through your hive, considering trolling Lerena to apologise, but all those thoughts go out of your head when you open the front door.
The first thing you notice is the red everywhere. You can't move without stepping in it, but then you see the mountain of white and run over anyway. It's covered in blood. You grab the fur, burying your hands in the soft whiteness, hoping to feel a pulse or the familiar rise and fall that you fell asleep to before you got a recuperacoon. Nothing. Nothing at all. You walk around to his head, avoiding the biggest puddles of blood. It looks like his spine was crushed by a falling tree, but there isn't one around. You put a hand on his face, smoothing the matted fur down. He always hated when his fur would get in his eyes. They're closed now. You're glad; you didn't want to have to see them open and dead.
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Post by Shipfish on Dec 11, 2011 20:21:55 GMT -6
==> The command console is sooooo sorry. It did not mean to er. Just, just sorry. Anyway, you should probably figure out how to get your lusus back. Lerena said something about that, right?
Could it have something to do with the red swirly thing?
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Post by Radiodragon on Dec 13, 2011 17:20:29 GMT -6
==> This command console has no sympathy for you. Chuck that broken and bleeding carcass into the sprite, before it starts to smell.
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Post by Quakerlol on Dec 13, 2011 18:17:49 GMT -6
==> The command console is sooooo sorry. It did not mean to er. Just, just sorry. Aww, thanks command console. If the player could hear you, I'm sure they would be very gratefu- ==> This command console has no sympathy for you. Chuck that broken and bleeding carcass into the sprite, before it starts to smell. ............. The command console can now shut the hell up. Fine, you know what? No. No you will not. You are not chucking her beloved lusus' carcass anywhere because that's stupid and makes no sense and oh look Kyanas is pestering you. herobound.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=pester&action=display&thread=37&page=1That... had some unexpected results. --SPRITELOG-- BEARPSRITE: He))o Aruale.ARUALE: dad?BEARSPRITE: Yes. ARUALE: ho)y shit. BEARSPRITE: Language young lady.ARUALE: ho)y fu(king shit.You grab your lusus in a hug. This is basically the best thing ever. --SPRITELOG- ARUALE: dad, what the he)) happened?BEARSPRITE: You prototyped me.
BEARSPRITE: Now I (an guide you through the rest of your journey.ARUALE: what journey?BEARSPRITE: The game. ARUALE: oh.BEARSPRITE: We (an ta)k )ater.
BEARSPRITE: For now, I think you need to apo)ogize to that seadwe))er friend of yours. ARUALE: oh.
ARUALE: yeah, you're right.Your dad is right, like usual. The fact that he's a glowy ghost game abstraction does not make him any worse at relationship advice. |
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Post by Shipfish on Dec 16, 2011 17:28:15 GMT -6
==> Apologize to your bestie. Also converse with your lusus some more: find out about this game.
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Post by Quakerlol on Dec 16, 2011 19:53:58 GMT -6
==> Apologize to your bestie. That sounds like a great idea and you are going to do just that. herobound.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=pester&action=display&thread=38Going out to the porch, then! You try to avoid the bigger blood puddles, which aren't as terrible now that your lusus is all cool and floaty and stuff. You go out to the porch, and see her cursor hovering over the cylindery thing. There's also what looks like a captchalogue card on the floor, but it doesn't have anything on it besides a few punched holes. Whatevs. [08:23] AW: okay, on the por(h[08:24] SS: I can zee that.[08:24] AW: oh yeah
[08:24] AW: duh
[08:24] AW: so what now?[08:24] SS: Turn the wheel on the cruxtruder.[08:24] AW: what.[08:24] SS: The thing with the cylinder on top.[08:24] AW: oh, okay
[08:24] AW: a thingie (ame out[08:25] SS: That iz a cruxite dowel.
[08:25] SS: And that iz alzo what zhe zaid.[08:25] AW: pffffthaha
[08:25] AW: that wars a(tua))y rea))y awersome.[08:25] SS: Thank you.
[08:25] SS: You will uze it to get into the game
[08:25] SS: I would allow you to mezz around with figuring out how all theze machinez, but there iz time for that later
[08:26] SS: We're going to need to get everyone into the game before they're annihilated by meteorz.[08:41] AW: sounds good to me[08:26] SS: Okay, now put the card with the holez in it into the totem lathe.[08:26] AW: again i say, what.[08:27] SS: The thing with the drill and the clampz.[08:42] AW: oh
[08:42] AW: in the s)ot here?[08:27] SS: Yez.
[08:27] SS: Now put the dowel between the clampz.[08:43] AW: got it
[08:43] AW: hey, it's merssing with it
[08:43] AW: now it's a)) squigg)y.[08:28] SS: Indeed.
[08:28] SS: That iz known az a totem.[08:44] AW: what's it for?[08:28] SS: Getting you in the game.
[08:28] SS: Bazically, it makez cool thingz.
[08:29] SS: Thiz zpecific one will make the apparatuz necezzary for your entrance into the Medium.
[08:29] SS: Now put the totem onto the zmaller platform on the alchemiter.[08:45] AW: irs that the thing with the dersign on the big p)atform?[08:30] SS: Prezicely correct. [08:45] AW: yay.
[08:45] AW: okay, it's s(anning it.[08:30] SS: Perfect.[08:46] AW: so what doers thirs thing do?[08:31] SS: The alchemiter makez objectz.
[08:31] SS: I don't completely underztand it.
[08:32] SS: But you need to make totemz, and it will then zcan them and make the object that waz on the punched card uzed to create that totem.[08:47] AW: hey )ook, ursefu) info
[08:47] AW: sound the a)arm[08:32] SS: Oh zhuzh.[08:47] AW: it made a box.[08:32] SS: Then you zhould open the box. [08:48] AW: okay
[08:49] AW: there's a (y)inder thing inside[08:34] SS: It'z a party popper.[08:49] AW: irs that some sort of highb)ood thing?[08:34] SS: I will ignore that.
[08:34] SS: Becauze I probably dezerved it.
[08:34] SS: I know of them becauze my luzuz iz quite fond of them.
[08:34] SS: You pull both endz and it burztz, often releazing confetti or candy.
[08:35] SS: It can get tirezome, ezpecially when one'z luzuz decidez to fill them with live frogz inztead of candy.[08:50] AW: haha
[08:50] AW: ou(h[08:35] SS: Indeed.
[08:35] SS: Anyway, I believe that opening the popper will facilitate your entrance into the Medium.
[08:36] SS: You zhould probably do that. [08:50] AW: no prob)em furssy m( borssypants[08:36] SS: Oh zhut up.[08:51] AW: haha[08:36] SS: Are you ready?[08:51] AW: i guerss
[08:51] AW: opening now.BAM. |
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