So a Mage and a Stoner walk in to a Pesterlog

[03:32] -- naturevsNurture [NN] began pestering eldritchTransmission [ET]at 15:32 --
[03:32] NN: Like......... hey bluedude...!
[03:33] ET: Um... Hell(..)?
[03:34] NN: Hey like......... can I borrow a sword from you?
[03:34] ET: Wait, wh(..) am I even talking t(..)?
[03:36] NN: Oh like......... that's right......... I'm Kratus the other player in this like......... crazy game...
[03:38] NN: Btw dude did you like......... ever get that infestation of squeakbeasts out of your tower...?
[03:40] ET: Yes, alth(..)ugh it was a bit (..)f-- wait a m(..)ment, h(..)w did y(..)u kn(..)w ab(..)ut the squeakbeasts, n(..)t t(..) menti(..)n that I live in a t(..)wer?
[03:41] NN: Like......... Stebia told me...
[03:41] ET: (..)h f(..)r the l(..)ve (..)f...
[03:41] ET: Is n(..)thing private anym(..)re?
[03:42] NN: Well......... this is like......... Stebia we are talking here...
[03:44] ET: Exactly h(..)w much d(..) y(..)u kn(..)w?
[03:53] NN: I can like......... tell you what you had for breakfast...
[03:54] ET: ...
[03:54] ET: Pr(..)ve it.
[03:55] NN: Like......... first you had two eggs...
[03:56] NN: Scrambled...
[03:56] NN: Like......... then a side of bacon... 2 slices...
[03:57] NN: Two pieces of toast...
[03:58] NN: Like......... finally you had had your like......... customary cup of black awakening elixir...
[04:01] NN: Oh like......... and you take it with a little cream......... and only enough sugar to like......... take the edge off...
[04:01] NN: "S(..) as n(..)t t(..) sp(..)il it's r(..)bust flav(..)r..."
[04:03] ET: W(..)rds cann(..)t express h(..)w f*cking creepy that is.
[04:04] ET: I have g(..)t t(..) talk t(..) Stebia ab(..)ut this.
[04:04] ET: It's just getting (..)ut (..)f hand
[04:06] NN: Dude......... she is like really into you on the pale end
[04:06] ET: I KN(..)W!
[04:06] ET: EVERY(..)NE F*CKING KN(..)WS!
[04:07] NN: Dude......... like chill
[04:08] ET: Fine. What did y(..)u want again?
[04:08] NN: A sword...
[04:10] ET: What the hell makes y(..)u think that have (..)ne?
[04:11] NN: Like......... your a highblood...
[04:11] NN: All highbloods like......... have swords
[04:14] ET: Y(..)u kn(..)w that is just a stere(..)type, right?
[04:18] NN: Like......... I have no idea what type of stereo you have...
[04:18] NN: Like......... what albums do you have...?
[04:19] ET: ......What?
[04:21] NN: Never mind like......... just captchalogue your Stereo and we can like......... listen to some awesome tunes later...
[04:21] NN: But right now like......... I could really use a sword...
[04:23] ET: .......
[04:24] ET: Fine, which (..)ne d(..) y(..)u want?
[04:24] NN: Um......... like the best one...?
[04:27] NN: Btw you like......... know how to send them right...?
[04:27] ET: Send them?
[04:28] NN: Like yeah...
[04:28] NN: You can send me the like......... captcha code for it and I can like make my own...
[04:29] ET: Interesting...
[04:30] NN: Like......... yeah you can also like......... combine things to make new things...
[04:30] ET: Huh.
[04:30] ET: Here is the capcha c(..)de:
[04:31] ET: SN1cKeR sN4cK
[04:32] NN: Awesome......... thanks blue dude...!
[04:32] -- naturevsNurture [NN] ceased pestering eldritchTransmission [ET] at 16:32 --